Why Tinder

Because your friends put you up to it. 
Because you like hikes and music festivals.
Because you like spending time with dogs more than people.

Because you're easy going, full of laughter 
and always up for adventure.
Because you stay positive even when everything is against you. 

You like reading, playing video games and extreme sports.
You like parties and wine tours, chocolate and pizza, 

beach vibes,

tall guys,

french fries,

no lies.

Let's Netflix and chill, 
while we eat pizza and cuddle 
All night long to your linked Spotify song. 

No, I will not teach you surfing or how to scuba dive or be your 'no strings attached' tour guide. 
You will love my dog more than me, I'm sure
and yes I know the difference between you're and your 

You say 'sapiosexual' and 'discreet' polygamy 
"No fuckbois, no dick pics, just impress me!"

So Carpe diem my ass
we all know why we are here!

‍
love?

connection?

meaningful conversation?

 
Or maybe just maybe, the thrill of seeing a match appear

"NO ONE NIGHT STANDS!"
you shout and abbreviate  
so let's just get one thing straight

You are still here reading my poem
swipe right if you also feel alone.